Don't ya just hate it...

HOW TO PLAY- Say "Don't ya just hate it when...." and then either say something that you have seen, has happened to you, or is an isult towards another player.

Me and my friends used to play this all the time.

Oh and One VERY important rule.
You MUST read it in a British accent otherwise you will go to jail

I'll start

Don't ya just hate it when your the one who had to explain all the bloody rules for a game.

Don't ya just hate it when a damnable git decides to go off on his own in a game and get the whole bleedin' party killed while screaming "LEEEROOYY JEENKINS!"?

Don't ya just hate it when it's 4am and your up roleplaying on your phone and then it goes off because you forgot to mute the fucker and your friend is a dochebag who texts at 4am.

Dear lord, you're RPing using your phone? Well, anyway:

Don't ya just hate it when some bloody arse'ole comes up and picks a fight for no reason?

Don't ya just hate it when you get hit by a Red Shell, then Blue Shell, then GREEN shell all in a row when in first place of Mario Kart at the God Damn finish line.

Don't ya just hate it when that bloody git the Emperor Ing just won't bloody well die?!

Don't ya just hate it when a game expects ya to just know something that isn't obvious what so ever. Like In MP2 where you have to spider ball on to the Emperor ING as your bloody life bar is being zapped away.

(Well, in that case, the game expects you to scan the new thing, which is reasonable)

Don't ya just hate it when some gripey little shit just won't stop bloody complainin' in your ear?

(When I'm losing health rapidly my first reaction is get the hell outa there, not OOOOOO New Item! MUST SCAN IT!!)

Anyway:
Don't ya just hate it when you complete a really hard sequence break and then Fuck up and die.

(I do. I very much so do.)

Don't ya just hate it when some bloody phazon git comes and starts fuckin' up your metroid hybridization experiment facility like a bloody git?

Don't ya just hate it when you realized you fucked up and when you think you maybe able to get away with it you get caught fucking up.

Don't ya just hate it when a bloody anti-matter missile drops down and blows up your whole planet for no bleedin' reason?

Don't ya just hate it when you start losing your patience with someone for not continuing something and it's the wrong guy.

(Sorry. Seriously, I actually am sorry about that, it was my fault and I apologize)
Don't you just hate it when you wait for something, and then find out you were waitin' on your own bloody actions?

Don't ya just hate it when it IS the correct guy and you thought it wasn't

Don't ya just hate it when you go to a seemingly normal site, not sketchy at all, and you end up getting a virus that has porno pop-ups showing up while your mum's visitin', and you end up having to explain how and why you got that virus?

Don't ya just hate it when you go to an innocent looking site and its full of disgusting fetishes that make you have to buy a new lunch.

Don't ya just hate it when you find yourself giving up on all the things you love the most because of depression?

Don't ya just hate it when you stay up for an extra ten minutes every night, then after a few weeks you realize your going to be 3 - 4 hours later than usual and waking up at almost noon.