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PostSubject: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeSat Sep 12, 2009 6:07 pm

Something fun

1. The gravity suit doesn't actually affect gravity. When Samus get it, the water stops slowing her down out of fear.
2. The scan visor isn't what tells Samus enemies' weaknesses, they tell her themselves so that their deaths will be over as quickly as possible.
3. Samus didn't escape Planet Zebes when it exploded. Planet Zebes was escaping Samus.
4. The leviathans weren't trying to corrupt planets, they we running away from Samus.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeSun Sep 13, 2009 2:41 am

Xantospoc wrote:
Something fun

1. The gravity suit doesn't actually affect gravity. When Samus get it, the water stops slowing her down out of fear.
2. The scan visor isn't what tells Samus enemies' weaknesses, they tell her themselves so that their deaths will be over as quickly as possible.
3. Samus didn't escape Planet Zebes when it exploded. Planet Zebes was escaping Samus.
4. The leviathans weren't trying to corrupt planets, they we running away from Samus.

What about the one on Norion? It was coming right at her.

5. Samus Aran isn't better than master chief, nor will they ever meet in battle; Master Chief is Samus in disguise, and disguises her strength so that the enemies think they have the upperhand.
6. When kids check their closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman is checking his closet for Samus. And She's there. Samus is the reason the boogeyman is not real.
7. Samus checks these forums every day, as well as this topic, and laughs at how weak we protray her.
8. Samus doesn't know that the bird is the word.


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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeMon Sep 14, 2009 10:44 am

9. Samus shot the sheriff.
10. Samus created the Chuck Norris meme to distract people from her awesomeness.
11. Samus Aran eats metal and craps weed.
12. Samus, disguised as Darby Conley, Stephen Pastis and Bill Amend wrote Get Fuzzy, Pearls Before Swine, and Foxtrot, respecitvely.
13. Samus invented the number 13. IT his her official number, because she doesn't need luck.
14. Samus brings Ridley back to life herself, to show how badass she is by killing him over and over.
15. Samus doesn't need moar Desu.
16. Samus is an exception to rule 34 HAHA, Disregard that, I suck... nothing. Because...
17. All fans of Samus are automatically given super powers if they agree that she is their god, and ultimately better than them.
18. Samus does a barrel roll by pressing Z or R once.
19. Samus once murdered Xantospoc with a kayak; the person here is only disguised as him.
20. Space pirates mine phazon with machines. Samus mines Phazon with her bare hands and a taco.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeTue Sep 15, 2009 8:23 am

Tacos Rule. And I think you mean Master Chief is Samus in disguise
21) Samus doesn't use the plasma beam, she fires shots of her own concentrated rage.
22) Samus doesn't hunt Ridley because he destoryed K2-L, she does it just to be badass.
23) Samus saved the galaxy at the age of 19. Seconds.
24) Samus hopped into a Sarlacc Pit and it spit her out for its own sake.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeWed Sep 16, 2009 9:16 pm

AranxNiomii wrote:
Tacos Rule. And I think you mean Master Chief is Samus in disguise.

Isn't that what I said?

Oh.

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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 7:51 am

25) Samus wears brightly colored armor not for camoflage reasons; the brightness lets the enemies know where to run from, how close they are to death, and from which direction the next super missile will be coming from.
26) Samus doesn't pull a trigger to fire the arm cannon; it's directly linked to her awesomeness cortex.
27) Samus once fired a missile. With the emergency pistol. (TRUTH: the original metroid Samus fired missiles, even in Zero- suit form.)
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 6:19 pm

Chuck Norris And Samus Once Got In A Fight. Chuck Norris Would Have Won Due To Round House Kick To The Face But Samus Somehow Altered The Space Time Fabric Out Of Her Own Sher Amount Of Awesomeness And Made It So The Half Way Through The Fight Nazi Robot Pirate Zombies Came Out Of No Where And Thus Created The Best Tag Team Brawl In The History Of School Yard Story's And Forum Posters.

Then Chuck Norris Killed Everyone Because Theres Nothing Better Then Chuck Norris. Not Even Samus. But She Came The Closest Thats For Damn Sure. Also So Did Solid Snake, Sam Fisher, And Gordan Freeman. Crowbar Forever.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 9:05 pm

wot? ._.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 9:06 pm

What Do You Mean By "wot? ._."?
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 9:11 pm

......

I MEAN WHAT!!!! >_<

(Lol, totally quoting the cloak Very Happy)

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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 9:17 pm

I agree, so no more posts of the most random comment about chuck norris and samus and robot...nazis?
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 9:19 pm

I mean post not related to the game. mine was. yours wasn't.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 9:20 pm

Yours seemed like random gibberish to me o.o
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeFri Jul 16, 2010 10:18 pm

Samus can eat just one lays potatoe chip.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeSat Jul 17, 2010 7:37 am

Samus can make the statement "That may or may not be the case" false.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeSat Jul 17, 2010 4:18 pm

Samus CAN believe its not butter.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeWed Jul 21, 2010 4:14 am

The reason there is no Metroid items on gaia based off of Samus' suit is because if anyone got a hold of any of her gear and could somehow fire it, they could destroy the universe.*

*Everything except Samus, of course.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeTue Aug 31, 2010 4:08 pm

thank for facts.
but it boring,can you make it funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeTue Aug 31, 2010 9:08 pm

Samus once went on a mission with every other nintendo character and solid snake to fight the real enemy. but when that enemy turned them into statues samus was never a statue. she just got tired and took a nap.
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PostSubject: Re: Samus Aran facts   Samus Aran facts Icon_minitimeSun Jul 08, 2012 5:41 am

33. samus eats dark samus clones for breakfast.
34. metroids don't freeze from being shot with the ice beam, they freeze from fear that samus will see them.
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