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PostSubject: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:39 am

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) – small, white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me. I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right to me. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he just acts clueless.

3 weeks later, I'm coming home from work when I see clear as day, right in my kitchen; my dad with his meat in my GF. I was so mad and told him to get his meat out of my GF and get out of my house. Needless to say my GF got turned off and I just couldn't get over it. That night I kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and needless to say, I haven’t seen my GF. Also my dad has the audacity to ask my how my GF has been when he's the damn reason we aren’t together anymore.
Should I get off the computer and go and kick his ass or what or just pack my stuff up and leave?



Here’s a picture of my GF

http://i.imgur.com/kL2lD.jpg

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:53 am

Wreck his shit of course.
Then rape him with a bear trap shoved so far up his ass it can't be removed, so if he sits down it eats away at his spine and slowly kills him, cut his head off and hide the body in the desert. Damn I love unicorns. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:56 am

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Wreck his shit of course.
Then rape him with a bear trap shoved so far up his ass it can't be removed, so if he sits down it eats away at his spine and slowly kills him, cut his head off and hide the body in the desert. Damn I love unicorns. Very Happy

Damn kit, you must be on drugs again.
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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:00 am

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kit wrote:
Wreck his shit of course.
Then rape him with a bear trap shoved so far up his ass it can't be removed, so if he sits down it eats away at his spine and slowly kills him, cut his head off and hide the body in the desert. Damn I love unicorns. Very Happy

Damn kit, you must be on drugs again.
Tehee. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:02 am

kit wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:06 am

EpicToaster360R wrote:
kit wrote:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:49 pm

=3? I love that show!

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:11 pm

*facepalm* I am surround by druggies....

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:12 am

damn it driver thats got to suck for you
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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:27 am

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*facepalm* I am surround by druggies....

Haven't done one ever. EVER.

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:02 am

You know I steer clear of that kind of stuff bro. I only take proscribed medications.

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:06 am

Bro, I know how you get when your on your sleep meds. Christ, you nod off to the point I think your drunk.

Epic, your just on shrooms.

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:29 am



Ryo, Prove it.
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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:30 am

You really do not want me too. That leads to stuff underaged people should not be seeing. Plus it goes against forum rules.

=3 My brother would kill me for it too.

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:05 pm

What do you mean its against forum rules to prove if I'm on shrooms. You have no proof in the first place, but if you did how would it be against forum rules to prove it?


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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:41 pm

Don;t be so smug, because you have not one. I did say I have proof, but the proff is of the 18+ content and therefore, I cannot post it due to mature content. Thus, ths image/photo can be used against as such of blackmail. =3

I have to hold the title of "That one creepy guy" sometimes. ^^

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PostSubject: Re: I caught my dad with his meat in my GF   Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:51 am

Ryo Kilepura wrote:
Don;t be so smug, because you have not one. I did say I have proof, but the proff is of the 18+ content and therefore, I cannot post it due to mature content. Thus, ths image/photo can be used against as such of blackmail. =3

I have to hold the title of "That one creepy guy" sometimes. ^^


But at this point I don't care. You may think as you want. Not my problem.
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