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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sat Apr 04, 2009 7:37 am | |
| ((Wait a sec, isn't that the useless Space Pirate who's only real talent is not getting killed?))
Samus sighed and leaned back, enjoying the peace and quiet until Argos responded. | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sat Apr 04, 2009 8:53 am | |
| Hearing his comment, Felix said nothing and as she walked by, fired a plasma shot point blank. she realized how sexist the pirates were, and pondered joining Samus in her quest to defeat them. Then she remembered her father. Ridley'd have my head if I tried anything... | |
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Xantospoc
Posts : 551 Join date : 2009-03-27 Age : 31 Location : Everywhere
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:38 pm | |
| TIO just scoffed as his head exploded. That's what I get for being nice... and when I say nice I mean evil. He left the room frustated and leaving a trial of blood from his severed neck. | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:04 pm | |
| Felix is surprised by this pirates ability to stay up. Ah well, she continued on. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:20 am | |
| Samus looked at Argos. "Hello? Argos? Is anyone in there?" | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:36 am | |
| "No actually." Argos had gotten out of his suit and was wearing his Federation Blue Officer Suit. His though, wasn't skintight and gay, his was like the navy uniforms used by a country that preceeded the Federation: The United States Navy. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:01 am | |
| "Wow." Samus commented. "I haven't seen that kind out outfit for the Federation before. It suits you." | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:52 am | |
| "My family has been in the military for ages. This outfit is my ancestor's from before 1 CC; the year the Chozo took to the stars. Here's a good frame of reference: you and I were born in the 2050's of CC." | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:55 pm | |
| "It must be something important to you then, like my suit is to me." She gave him a kind smile, something unusual for her. | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:59 am | |
| "Aw man! If only I had a camera... I'd put that moment on youtube: Samus Smiles?!" Argos gives a chuckle, something he'd not done himself for a long time. Then, he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. "Um, Samus? Why hasn't your ship turned that Space Pirate into a steaming puddle of goo?" ------------------- Odius was exploring the jungles of Tallon Overworld when he found the hunters gunship. Not knowing if she was in it, he took cover, as he knew of it's automatic defenses. Strange, though, it wasn't shooting him. Why wasn't he a steaming puddle of goo? He approached the cruiser, pointing to the rebel crest on his armor. He noticed two figures inside: one was obviously Samus, but the other? Who would she let in? Probably an officer. He took another step and then it happened. "Please step away from the gunship. You have five seconds." He yelled to Samus. "It's me, Odius!!" | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:01 am | |
| Samus sighed. "That would be Odius. Computer, lower your defenses. The Space Pirate is friendly." A whirr was heard as the ship's guns went back to their original position. "Let's go say hello." She stepped off of her ship. "Odius, what are you doing here? You're lucky you had the crest, or you would have been a steaming puddle of goo." | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:48 am | |
| "I was thinking the same. My intelligence department reported to me that a Pirate Commando was here on the planet, looking for you. I figured I'd help. Who's the other guy?" Argos stepped off, wearing his armor except for his helmet. "My name is James Argos. I'm a captain of the Galactic Federation Marine Corp. And you must be General Odius." "Please, General is not my rank, it is simply what people call me. In the rebels, we don't have ranks. We are all equals. My title from my campaign with the pirates is General. Call me Odius." "A friendly Pirate? That's new..." "You'd be surprised..." Odius and Argos stood nervously glancing at one another, Odius wondering if Argos would shoot him, Argos wondering if he should shoot him. Tensions became extremely high. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:01 am | |
| "Ok," Samus said, breaking the tension. "You guys aren't going to try and kill eachother, right?" | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:16 am | |
| "Argos might shoot me..." Odius stood his ground then calmly walked over to Samus. "If I worked for them, don't you think I'd have killed you both by now?" "Good point." Argos walks over and mumbles to himself "I got my eye on you..." | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:30 am | |
| "Argos, he's not our enemy. Trust me." Samus said, putting her hand on his shoulder. "Come on." She went back to Oduis. "Why do I have a feeling this is not going to go well..." She muttered to herself. | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:36 am | |
| Argos was now walking backwards when a shot wizzed by his face, burning it slightly. He groaned and then threw his helmet up into the air. He fires and what looks like a dead Kriken falls out of the brush. Hi helmet then lands on his head perfectly. "Samus, scan it. Is that Trace?" Argos walked over to it and stared at it. Odius shot it again. "That's a Stealth Minion. It disguised itself as Trace." The 'Kriken' now looks like a pirate. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:12 am | |
| "Crap. We are probably going to have incoming." In a glow of light, Samus was surrounded in her suit again, and looked around. "There are still Space Pirates here." | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:31 pm | |
| Odius and Argos stand next to each other. Odius looks around one corner, saying "Not like we can't take 'em." Argos checks another. "There's a fire team headed this way. They are armed with assault rifles and flamethrowers." Argos goes hypermode and shoots one of their gas tanks. It explodes, killing the others except for one, who punches him in the face and he falls. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:26 am | |
| Samus disintegrated the remaining Pirate with a couple Nova shots, and looked around. "Let's move." Her Gunship takes off. | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:31 am | |
| Argos gets back up and shakes his head. "Thanks Samus." Odius walks with them, disappointed as he couldn't kill any pirates. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:54 am | |
| Samus occasionally went and scanned the area, and soon stopped. "7 Space Pirates are closing in a circle. Stupid. Who wants to get the first kills?" | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:20 am | |
| Odius asked Samus while arming the gun "Do they bear the crest of the rebel?" Argos spins and readies his gun. "If they have the federation crest, be wary and don't shoot them, okay Captain?" "Yes sir." | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:10 pm | |
| Samus stood waiting, hoping that they wouldn't be enemies. More Space Pirates that were friendly meant less to kill. She hummed, but not loud enough for the noise to leave her suit. | |
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Samus-Chief
Posts : 555 Join date : 2009-03-16 Age : 29 Location : In the Hell known as Norfair
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:32 am | |
| The pirates did not have the crest. "Open Fire!!" Odius shot at one, who dodged. Argos shot another with hypermode, killing it. | |
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Aran
Posts : 578 Join date : 2009-02-12 Age : 33 Location : In your closet having tea
| Subject: Re: Felix vs Samus Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:45 am | |
| ((Dork i am!! Here's the link to the tune Samus is humming: Daydream Believer. I always find cheery music goes with killing, as 1821 Overture goes with explosions.))
Samus, still humming, proceeded to attack a Space Pirate, who at first dodged her attack but then fell, dead, so she went onto the next. | |
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