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Sivus Grahn Admin
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| Subject: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:46 am | |
| Ridley- living as he does in norfair - one day while bathing in his lava hot tub, heard something he could not explain. it sounded like "And here he is folks! Ridley the terror of space, and leader of the space pirates! and in this corner Mhat! part chozo, part human, half metroid, all deadly!" and then a wormhole opened in his room and the faint outline of a armored human could be seen. ridley got out of his tub and roared "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! THIS IS MY PRIVATE TIME!!" and prepared to fire his mortars and ultimate cannon shot. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 10:27 am | |
| "wait a second" jumping over the mortars and twisting his body around the cannon, "Ridley isn't the head of the space pirates, Mother Brain is. Whats more, THIS IS BEAT DOWN TOWN" | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:27 am | |
| ((mortars charge for one post and fire the next post by the user. also mother brain is dead, and this is after "darkened world" which is after fusion. I like the "THIS IS BEATDOWN TOWN!")) ridley says "GET THE HELL OFF!" and fires his plasma breath, fireballs, and plasma spray at the same time. all aimed at Mhat. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:37 pm | |
| "Wait if this is post rp than how is zebes here after samus blew it up? I mean MB was in charge of keeping the entire planet from exploding." Mhat speaks up while lazily drifting around, shooting plasma at the fire balls (for comedic effect Mhat will break the fourth wall like deadpool) | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 1:47 pm | |
| ((deadpool. I have heard of him, he's a marvel character right? when did he break the fourth wall?)) "it's here because I rebuilt it!" ridley replies, ignoring the fourth wall shattering sound effect. "and never break the fourth wall again! it's there so that we aren't invaded by retard fans!" and continues, even while taking, to use his plasma breath, fireballs, and plasma spray. he then fires his super cannon and tries to fly beyond it's blast radius and fails. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:03 pm | |
| "Deadpool breaks the fourth wall by talking to the readers, much like the 80's rendition of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, although in this thread were safe from most of the die hard fans, and hey wait why was I talking about old tv, and what am I doing here I should beee," he says the last part while levitating into the plasma energy breath (literly the kinetic breath cannon hyped up on phazon) and starts absorbing the phazon and energy breath ," right about here. It says here that your weakness is your chest, but only after I rip your shirt armor off." (he's reading the strategy guide for MP3:C, also should he start acting like this due to a soon to be enacted phazon corruption/madness) | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:11 pm | |
| ((sure. that would be awesome in fact. I mean I can't stop laughing as is. if you started acting like this all the time, especially in canon I would...strike that. no one would be able to not laugh their asses of. some people would probably literally laugh their asses off.)) "not anymore! and what do you mean this thread is safe from crazy/retarded fans!? I'm here!" and then attacks Mhat with...damnit ridley not you too! you're supposed to wait for me to tell people what you do! "Soooorrrry. hahaha!" ridley says and then...goddamnit ridley! do I have to disown you?!...good boy. ridley slashes at Mhat with his claws, giving up on the regular attacks he would use. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 2:16 pm | |
| "Now now Ridley, be a good little giant evil space dragon or no desert before bed time." backing up away from the claws. | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:53 pm | |
| "I will not stop! you are invading my personal time, you must go!" ridley yells, slashes a few more times, and then fires his plasma breath once more. "I will not let you win! you shall lose to me even if I have to die myself to make it happen! I'm going to kick your ass!" he yells, and fires hi plasma spray. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:05 am | |
| "No, you need to help Kraid plant his canibalistic flowers he was talking so much about after he became all stupid" Mhat, shoot plasma at his plasma "oh yeah" and so he does | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:09 am | |
| ((so much ROFLMAO it's not even funny. translation, in case you don't know, is Roll On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.)) the plasma shot from Mhat's cannon is absorbed by the plasma breath that is still going strong, and the plasma spray continues to fire. "I will not help that fatass plant predator flowers!" and swipes with his claw again. ((when crazy zealot wakes up it's going to be so badass. I can't wait to see his reaction to the he-man reference. ROFLMAO. and while I mind most "internet speak" as in things like ROFLMAO, I don't mind ROFLMAO itself.)) | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:25 am | |
| " Okay, then, lets, go, to," stop talking so slowly "DOWN TOWN, that's where dairy queen is" | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
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| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:31 am | |
| "WHAT THE HELL IS A DAIRY QUEEN?!?!" ridley screams, and then proceeds to attempt to roast Mhat on a bunch of fireballs. then once the fireballs are done firing he fires his plasma breath and spray. once more at the same time. also while firing his plasma breath he says "AND YOU WILL EITHER MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE OR DEAD! CHOOSE ONE!" and makes one more swipe. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:45 am | |
| Alright I choose alive, with you in a prison of chocolate, because dairy queen is having a giant chocolate dragon sculpture contest, free cows for life if you win. " fire your grapple beam at him (and so he does, grabbing his nose holes off his face (not damaging)) "uh-oh got your nose" | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:48 am | |
| ((forced action. DENIED! you try and fail to grab his nose with your grapple!)) "you are one crazy son of a bitch. get out. now." ridley says, and to encourage the getting out fires his bomb things (the ones used in prime three) at Mhat. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:00 am | |
| "Limbo Limbo Limbo, Lim-bo" (he jumped on the last limbo, and hit his head, also he tried to pull off his nose HOLES) " Ow, Ow Ow Ow" | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:07 am | |
| ridley sneezed Mhat out of his nose, and thus Mhat became absolutely coated in mucus. highly flammable mucus at that would get caught on extremely hot fire if hit with something as hot as the fireballs or plasma. ridley fires his plasma breath with even more gusto, as well as firing his fireballs at twice the rate, and you can't forget the plasma spray. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:35 am | |
| Mhat quick wipe the mucus on your head "okay than I, will." as he did he got hit lighting his head on fire, I am ghost rider, or have legendary head." | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
Posts : 3684 Join date : 2010-12-13 Age : 26 Location : the E.S.S Niflheim, conducting experiments on...Volunteers
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:42 am | |
| ((ROFLMAO SO HARD!!)) the fire quickly spreads to the rest of Mhat's body, making him too heavy to fly, thus dumping him to wherever he was above. suddenly something so random it cannot be explained happens. espera falls out of the sky and into the lave/magma and begins bathing in it. literally, he has one of those sponges on a stick things, and is washing his back with lava/magma. "oooookay. that was too random for words to describe." ridley says as Mhat falls and espera magma bathes. and then he begins charging his mortars. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 1:48 am | |
| " gasp noise thing, I know FALLCOOON PUNCH" than outof no where 4 ridley statues fall around Mhat | |
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Sivus Grahn Admin
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| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Mon Jun 25, 2012 2:16 am | |
| "now that's more like it!" ridley says referring to the ridley statues, and then he fires into the center where Mhat is with his plasma breath and mortars. | |
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LinkAran101
Posts : 403 Join date : 2012-04-19 Age : 26 Location : Zebes, kicking 20 kinds of ass
| Subject: Re: the fight of the ages: Ridley the space dragon versus Mhat the half metroid! Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:26 pm | |
| Yes, more energy to absorb, I will be richer than the Wayne family | |
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