HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT

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THERE IS NO TURKEY HERE AT ALL. I FINALLY RETURN FOR THE HOLIDAYS AFTER TWENTYTEEN MONTHS OF ABSENCE AND FIND 0 BIRDS. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. HI AGAIN BY THE WAY. HAPPY TURKEYDAY.
What.

Subject: Re: HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:01 am

We couldn't afford a turkey this year. You're just gonna have to deal with stuffing. You forgot to lock the door on your way out. You're unacceptable. Hello.
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Posts : 34 Join date : 2014-11-28

Toasty wrote:: We couldn't afford a turkey this year. You're just gonna have to deal with stuffing. You forgot to lock the door on your way out. You're unacceptable. Hello.
What.

CONSIDER CUTTING COSTS. WHY ARE YOU COOKING TEDDY BEARS. I CAN'T LOCK THE DOOR AS I DO NOT HAVE A KEY CAPABLE OF UNLOCKING THE DOOR, WHICH IS EXTREMELY IMPRACTICAL AS I WAS FREQUENTLY SENT ON SHOPPING TRIPS IN YOUR PLACE. I COULD NOT CONTINUE HIDING ENTIRE GALLONS OF MILK UNDER THE DOOR MAT AND SHOVING BREAD INTO THE MAILSLOT, THE DOOR SIMPLY HAD TO REMAIN OPEN. ACCEPTABLY UNACCEPTABLE. Hey!
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Subject: Re: HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT Fri Nov 28, 2014 9:33 am

HAHA
YES IS WINNING THIS BATTLE

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Crazyzealot wrote:: HAHA
YES IS WINNING THIS BATTLE

BE SURE TO GET IN LINE FOR YOUR VERY OWN LIMITED EDITION I VOTED™ STICKER AND DINNER PLATE SET.

kit+ wrote:

Crazyzealot wrote:: HAHA
YES IS WINNING THIS BATTLE

BE SURE TO GET IN LINE FOR YOUR VERY OWN LIMITED EDITION I VOTED™ STICKER AND DINNER PLATE SET.

These plates. are made of plastic. And broken.

I think I see mold growing out of one of these.

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Toasty wrote:: These plates. are made of plastic. And broken.

I think I see mold growing out of one of these.

Space age materials. Rough segmentation for efficient storage.
Pre-order now to receive the exclusive mysterious mushroom marinara muffin mountain DLC.

Subject: Re: HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT Wed Dec 17, 2014 6:49 am

kit+ wrote:: Space age materials. Rough segmentation for efficient storage.
Pre-order now to receive the exclusive mysterious mushroom marinara muffin mountain DLC.

I'm not sure the storage is effective if the product if broken on arrival. Will you release the pre-order DLC later on for $4.99?

Posts : 34 Join date : 2014-11-28

Toasty wrote:

kit+ wrote:: Space age materials. Rough segmentation for efficient storage.
Pre-order now to receive the exclusive mysterious mushroom marinara muffin mountain DLC.

I'm not sure the storage is effective if the product if broken on arrival. Will you release the pre-order DLC later on for $4.99?

IT IS THE PERFECT STORAGE DEVICE FOR RMA-ING BAD PLATES.
The pre-order DLC will be included only in our $35 seasoning pass, which is a great value, as you'll get all the upcoming spices, herbs, and salts as they are released for less than the cost of buying them all individually.

Subject: Re: HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO FILE A COMPLAINT Wed Dec 17, 2014 7:40 am

>for less than the cost of buying them all individually.
>Can't buy them individually.

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Toasty wrote:: >for less than the cost of buying them all individually.
>Can't buy them individually.

Individual purchases are an outdated model™.