What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded?

Subject: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:58 pm

Heres an interesting topic. One Rule. You have to state what type of zombie invasion it is. like 28 days later rules or dead rising slow moving stupid zombie rules or L4D Super zombies.

My Plan.

If Slow moving stupid zombies then I would get on a boat and wait till I needed food then get off and raid a food store.

If L4D Zombies. Kill Myself. Not Even Gana Lie. L4D Zombies Are Like Rape Mode On Shit Creak When You Forgot To Bring The Entire Boat.

I never watched 28 days later so i wouldn't know how they work.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:10 pm

I would be one of the zombies.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:04 pm

Slow moving zombies, I'd first be all excited, then I would begin my zombie invasion plan that I thought of a while back. I still have to rewrite that on my computer. You never know when it could come in handy.

L4D zombie apocalypse, screw that shit. I'd probably kill myself too. If not, I'd haul my ass to Wal*Mart or some gun store, get weapons and ammo, then get my ass to a store that has food and appliances like Wal*Mart. Actually, our Wal*Mart is next to a Home Depot, so boarding up the store would be kinda easy with some help.

Never saw that movie so I dunno.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:48 am

If it were the zombieland zombie invasion then I would dress up like one and eventually get shot by some ass hole who thought I was one of them but of course the UK have plenty of them and that means that plan wouldnt be available to me anymore. I shoulda seen that one coming.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:56 am

Rildok wrote:: Slow moving zombies, I'd first be all excited, then I would begin my zombie invasion plan that I thought of a while back. I still have to rewrite that on my computer. You never know when it could come in handy.

L4D zombie apocalypse, screw that shit. I'd probably kill myself too. If not, I'd haul my ass to Wal*Mart or some gun store, get weapons and ammo, then get my ass to a store that has food and appliances like Wal*Mart. Actually, our Wal*Mart is next to a Home Depot, so boarding up the store would be kinda easy with some help.

Never saw that movie so I dunno.

Same thing as my bro cept I would not kill myself if L4D zombies. The Ace store down the street from my house has a shit ton of rilfes and pistols and lots of ammo. So, I;d go there first, then go to wal mart with my dads trusk, picking up my bro along the way, let him in on the ammo and stuff I got. Then grab a sit ton of junk in Joe Ls and I zombie survival guide from wal mart. Then head home. reinforce my house into a fortress...or Rildoks basement if he wants to and just chill out gaming due to the games and entertainment we took from wal mart and go on occastional shooting sprees.

Avoiding any that makes you sound like an emotionally charged, man-crushing, bipolar loony with the obessive disorder to be victorious in any argument through means of favoritist recollection and sly manipulation. That will rip you apart due to any disturbances.

But a "Witch" was just a simpler way to say that.[Modded quote really, but damn funny]

That's how I'd do shit. =3

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:04 am

*rubs corpsey hands together maliciously* Fools.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:07 am

*throws a pipe bomb at pup*

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:08 am

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:23 am

Wait, hold on.

*infects someone with the zombification virus*

*shoots them in a field of milkweeds in mexico*

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:30 am

If it were L4D zombies, I would cover a car in chainsaws and other bladed weapons and drive through all the zombies, all while playing either the Duke Nukem theme or Yakety Sax at the highest volume possible and kill as many as I can.

If it's normal zombies, I would cover a car in chainsaws and other bladed weapons and drive through all the zombies, all while playing either the Duke Nukem theme or Yakety Sax at the highest volume possible, and drive to Alaska where, due to zombies not having body heat, they would freeze.

Or take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Mon Oct 04, 2010 9:04 am

Watch Highschool of the Dead
That is how I want to live in a zombie apocalypse. Very Happy

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:27 am

Well i recently had a dream that a gang of latino's had chickens fight each other... so they made a drug that acted like rabies to give to the chick except that the drug, acts quicker, keeps you live longer, but the side affects are that your skin falls off, you have uncontrollable sex drive, and you want to kill everybody, so one of theses dudes mistaked the drug for cocaine... and that is how zombies came.
What i did in the dream, ran fast, found and survived with duke from Haven . and ran all of them over, but at the end i got shot by an idiot who can't tell zombies from people.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:01 pm

borderjumper67 wrote:: Watch Highschool of the Dead
That is how I want to live in a zombie apocalypse.

YOU AND THAT NURSE I SWEAR!

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:34 pm

Ryo Kilepura wrote:

borderjumper67 wrote:: Watch Highschool of the Dead
That is how I want to live in a zombie apocalypse.

YOU AND THAT NURSE I SWEAR!

>_>

Realistic nurse:

What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Nurse

Anime nurse:

What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? NurseHime

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:50 pm

Epic, this is not 4chan. Cool it on the images, please.

Subject: Re: What Would You Do If Zombies Invaded? Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:00 pm

Crazyzealot wrote:: If it were L4D zombies, I would cover a car in chainsaws and other bladed weapons and drive through all the zombies, all while playing either the Duke Nukem theme or Yakety Sax at the highest volume possible and kill as many as I can.

If it's normal zombies, I would cover a car in chainsaws and other bladed weapons and drive through all the zombies, all while playing either the Duke Nukem theme or Yakety Sax at the highest volume possible, and drive to Alaska where, due to zombies not having body heat, they would freeze.

Or take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

XD

I'm sorry, Shaun.

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