Back in time (part one, takes place over the course of all games after the first one (prime to fusion)

Talon walked up to unconscious Samus and poked her. "Should I try waking her up?" he asked, charging his pistol.

"Why bother? I'm sure she'll wake up when she's on the rack." Espera(!) says, chuckling afterward in wicked anticipation of the hideous torture he would be inflicting on these poor innocent souls.

"I would think that was kinky if this wasn't my sister we were talking about," Talon said with a shrug.

"Who cares? They're gonna die...Oh, but this is going to be fun." Espera(!) says sadistically.

"You're going to kill Samus? And you tell me not to fuck up the timeline in much more minor ways?" Talon asked.

"What are you talking about?" Espera(!) asks, confused as to what the HELL Talon is referring to, given as he does not have his other half's memories, only remembering the few times he has woken up, this being the very longest of all of them. "By the way, I think it's about time you joined the rest of them in their eternal sleep, don't you agr.." Espera(!) starts, but then he faints, the newer, more peaceful and innocent personality of Espera taking over once more, and the strain being too much for them to remain conscious.

Talon aimed his pistol at Espera, completely fucking confused about what's going on right now. He lowered his pistol as Espera fainted, still confused.

"*groan* Oh my head, what happened?" Bob says, waking up first out of the entire group, having received the lightest beating out of all of them.

"No fucking clue," Talon said, looking around at everyone as he tried to wake Samus up first, figuring she was the last one he was able to knock out. He wondered how Espera was able to do this so easily, considering it took him years and he only slightly damaged her in a fight.

"*big groan* five more minutes mommy." Samus says, trying, and failing, to suck on her thumb as if she was a three year old.

Talon laughed a little at this, but kept trying to wake her up, looking down at her as he did.

"*mumble, mumble* No. Go away." Samus says while waving her arm in a "go away" gesture, still most of the way unconscious.

Talon shrugged and set his pistol to low charge, firing it at her foot without even thinking. The shields would absorb most of the impact, just making it hurt a little.

((sorry, I was getting myself something to drink when you posted that.))
Samus rolled over just in time to avoid the shot that got fired at her foot, not getting hit, but the way she moved did cause the shot to ricochet off her shields and hit Guy in the face. Thankfully for Guy, his shields absorbed the damage for the most part, but it still hurt like hell. "OW!" Guy yells as he wakes up instantly, waking up Emelia.

Talon, not even missing a second, fired a second shot at her foot in an attempt to hit it, knowing he missed the first time.

And she rolled over again, this time the shot didn't hit anything though, so no-one woke up.
((she rolled over further in the same direction as last time, and did so because while she was more comfortable, she still wasn't actually comfortable yet.))

Talon resorted to just firing wildly with weak shots, trying to hit her foot.

Eventually Talon did hit her, but it took about three whole minutes of shooting and rolling for a shot to finally get through. However, the lack of force in the shot was so much, that her shields didn't let her feel anything, instead just taking the damage without note.
((yes, I can be an asshole when it comes to making ma running gags.))

"Fuck this," Talon said and tried kicking her.

THAT of course was the thing that woke her up. She woke up with a spinning kick, thinking she was being attacked and trying to knock the attacker on his or her ass. Of course, as a gag, the only thing she hit with her kick, because it was the first thing she connected with and it wouldn't move, was Espera's ass.

"Are you awake now? What the hell happened?" Talon asked, playing with his pistols a little.

"What? The last thing I remember is this idiot" Samus says while getting up, kicking Espera again when she says "idiot" "going crazy and killing something that looked like a see-through chozo. Then everything went all dark." Samus finishes. Espera is getting up as she is saying that, rubbing his head as if that is where he had gotten kicked.

"That's strange," Talon said as he got up and shot a beetle in the face. "Wait see-through chozo? Ghosts?" he asked. He'd seen zombies and what he believed was a demon before, he didn't doubt the existence of ghosts.

"Yeah, that's what the scan said. I just have a hard time believing in ghosts." Samus says.

"I don't, then again I've seen lots of weird shit in my time," Talon said as he played with the corpse of a beetle, making it look like it was dancing.