To Understand An Hunter

"A photo would be so awesome" Agent I-82B said while attempting to climb the Dragon to talk to him face to face....

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Weavel accepted the fight and attacked Houston with his Energy Scythe, scratching his armor

Samus noticed Houston was being attacked, so she used her grapple and latched onto Weavel, throwing him. "Hurry up Houston! Get on!"

"I-82B, What the hell?" Thoth screamed at him.

"Tell him that he can take a picture next to Ridley's carcass." Shasta said into the transmitter.

"Whose side are you on? You can take a picture with Ridley's carcass! Now get on!"

"Oh, no! I'm bringing home the carcass! Alive is better. Anyway, it is not the main problem, if you did not notice, is it not, Ridley", Xanny answered still holding his grasp on the pressure cooker.
I'm confusing even the AU. Good!, he thought.

"I really don't care right now I-82B. This is the colony where when I was three, my parents were killed then eaten before my very eyes by Ridley! I DON'T CARE!!" She shouted at him.

"It's really him. Didn't you see him come back to life in midair? There's only one person I know who can do that and it's Ridley."

Agent I-82B remained surprised by Samus' reaction.
"Miss Aran - he replied in a serious tone - I know the enemy we are facing is a Complete Monster... and I promise you I will help you taking him down! First I'm gonna get rid of this cooker....".
Xanny launched himself in front of Ridley and threw him the pressure cooker full of boiling water at the Space Dragon, putting his head between the head of the reptile and the water. A enormous lighting bolt stuck Ridley.
"...Then I'll get serious!", Xanny concluded

Samus, trying to balance, made her way to Ridley's head. "Ok, let's see, Nova Shot, Missile, or Voltage? Voltage." She swung her grapple and it connected to Ridley, as she drained his energy. "We need to get him on the ground!"

"Hooray for fun!" Thoth kicked a small hole in Ridley's leathery wing. He then ripped it more, making Ridley hurt like swiss cheese. "So are we supposed to get him onto the ground with LOW impact or High impact? And remember, if we get wet, stop firin your lazor ASAP."

With a leap, I-82B landed onto Ridley's head.
"I know this is sadistical - Agent i-82B said making go a beam sword (stolen from a pirate) out of his suit - but everything is allowed in war".
Ended the speech, he stabbed Ridley's left eye.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about eyes." Thoth got his Phazon energy sword and started stabbing Ridley in the eye as well.

"Now, we need to fry his insides. Any idea, Aurora Unit?", Xanny asked.

Samus grinned. "I can do that." She leaped onto his maw, and pried his jaws open. She quickly went into Morph Ball form, laid a bomb, and went back into her normal form. "Chew on that!"

"We need gasoline in order to kill it with fire. KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Thoth turned, "But somebody could get killed by the large quantity of pirates down there... I-82B, you know what to do."

Agent I-82B: . He then grabbed the Aurora Unit and .... "Just kidding", he said while leaving it and jumping. He stunned the two nearbiest pirates and used them as a meatshield, making a way out of a gas station. Taken all the gel fuel he could, he got back... with Weabel chasing after him.

"Nice. Let's burn him." Samus said, being jolted around by Ridley's struggling.

"There!", Agent I-82B said launching the gel fuel can at them and wrestling against the cyborg.

Samus caught the fuel gel, and shoved it into Ridley's mouth. "Cheers!" She said, firing on it, it exploding as she forced it down Ridley's throat.

"Oh hell no! You can't kill me! I am immortal! The pirates will find me and resurrect me!" The fuel gel exploded inside Ridley's stomach, temporarily killing him. Thoth jumped onto the nearest building, hoping the others would make it as well. Ridley then hit the ground, dead, but came back to life for a while, but some guy from the colony had decided to use him as a toilet, and the smell made Ridley kill himself.

With Ridley fallen, Weavel ordered the pirates to retire and most, if not all of them obeyed.
((I leave some of them so that you can crush them ))

Of Agent I-82B there was no trace... the same could be said of Ridley's body.... and also of a Federation spaceship

Samus grinned as she jumped off of Ridley. "I'm going to kill any Pirates that are left." She said, walking off. "And then look for the I-82B guy. I want to know what he was doing here." She gave a thumbs up and then looked for more Space Pirates to kill.

Houston was wrestling one of them and he shot it and it died. He proceeded to cut off its claws when Samus Arrived.
"They're 100 credits apiece..."

"Crap. I need to get some then." She began to scour the area for Space Pirates. "I kinda dislike taking their claws, but what's money is money."

"Did I ever tell you how I got my Suit, Samus?"
Houston ripped off the other claw and threw it over to Samus.

"I don't think so Houston." She said, catching the claw.